Why did the vampire go crazy
at Burger
King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Premature Ejaculation
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
"Are
you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."
bodybuilding and fitness
Q: How many DP's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do
it.
organic nutrients
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
groomer
Q: Why do Polish hate
Cauchy's dog? (hint
on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
A: Because it leaves residues at each
Pole.
planning a wedding
A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that
evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come
home.'
garden landscape design
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.
Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . .
.
Extreme Sports
Who is the fastest runner in
history.
Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
Pet Food
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks
Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all
play for the Green Bay Packers?
DontrellAbayomiYH
Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
RawleyJordixF
Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
WeardhyllSamsondK
What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
DevinKyu-BokZh
Teacher: Did your parents help you
with
these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
DemarcoMeadRY
What is old and ugly and can see just as well
from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !
OdayleJarronpa
Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three
o'clock.
Julie: Oh,no!
Counsellor: What's the matter?
Julie:
I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a
different
answer!
KeaghanKleefws
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair
who
asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
GwylimAmonsH
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
JuliusEoghanUo
Waiter,
waiter! There's a wasp in my
dessert.
So that's where they go to in the winter.
AntoninoDuvalDo
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